BLIP

A little blip in my nutrition plan.

The thing is, I do not diet!
I figure if Oprah and Winnona and Marie and Kirsti all use diet plans and drop to skin and bone sizes and then eat back up to fullback sizes...I figure if they cannot do as they say rather than say what they do...I mean if they are up and down on the scales and looking as foolish as fish ready to fry...I mean even Carnie! C.mon people, THINK! It doesn't work to diet. Never has.

I even knew an anorexic who was on a diet to GAIN wait and even she had little success!

So since it doesn't work to diet, I choose to nutritiate.
(is that a verb? cuz nouns are becoming verbs or vice versa. i.e. texting...I'm texting my friend...text was a noun, and now look)

So today I started off very well and, I thought, quite healthy.
Breakfast:
1/2 a roll toasted with thin little slices of cheddar/colby cheese with little bits of roasted deliciously oily tomatoes.
1 cup of coffee, half milk, 2 tsp. sugar and a sprinkle of cocoa powder.

Lunch:
1 cup low fat cottage cheese with pineapple.
1 bag of 100 calorie cookies.
1 cup weak tea.

Snack:
2nd cup of coffee
a bowl of frosted shredded wheat, with sliced banana, 1/4 cup salty cashews.
(salty nuts with sweetened cereal? bleachh)
and 1/2 cup milk.
I know I ate something else, but can't remember what.
Afternoons are my downfall.

And now the chef is preparing dinner!
How delicate I'll look when I ask for just a teeny portion!

"What don't you like it?
You don't like it, do y0u?
You hate it, I knew it!
I'm a terrible cook!
I'm never going to cook again, ever!"

Oh, dear, I'd better pig out in order to keep the cook.
No wonder I can't lose wait.
I don't get how those people do it.
I guess, to tell the truth, they don't.

They just look skinny every so often and have to buy all new clothes.

I'm not making superstars MY role models.
I'll just eat what's put before me,
I'll be grateful in enjoying my loved one's groceries
And then I will recall my cry of freedom:

I'M NEVER, EVER, EVER
GOING TO COOK AGAIN IN MY LIFE!

So I'll eat.

It's just another blip in the diet, afterall.