BLEARY

I'm bleary eyed.
Too much upside down reading.

When you're teaching little kids, you have to learn to read upside down. And write upside down, because you are on this side of the table and they are on that side. Don't even ask me about progressive lens, 'cuz that's a problem in its own right.
(own wright?)

You also have to do math upside down.
But your 3's have to curl correctly to the left and not to the right.
Watch that the 7's are going right/left/right.
And watch it on the 9's and 6's and the b's and the d's and the p's.

(don't get me started on the a's)

They have to be right or you could ruin the kids' lives.

Can you become CEO with backward 9's? If you thought the 6's were 9's could you figure out your taxes? If you thought April 15th was 9/15 you might not get them mailed on time.

Better watch it.

'Cuz the IRS knows where you live.

And they know you're not a CEO.