Do you really think these are appropriate for teaching little kids, Ana?

Mervyns offers many items.
My friend, Ana, she's so helpful; she checked the sales ads today.
I knew some items are on sale, like pillows cuz I was there yesterday.
(or was that Kohls? Yesterday was confusing.)

But really, Ana, do you really, REALLY think THESE are gonna work for an elementary paraeducator instructional aide?!
(i.e. teacher's aide...snappy little title don't you think!?)

Somehow, in yesterday's shopping chaos, I missed those cool teacher shoes.

I like the strappy forest green ones.
Those straps could keep my feet in..
(or is that color more of a polished steel? can't tell, but I ain't goin' back to Mervyns anyway; no way, no how, fogeddaboudit!)

I'd like to see us balancing on those:
At recess, bending to pick up jumpropes left on the blacktop? Ooooh, if it was hot, one poke and we'd be stuck in the asphalt. What would the little ones make of that?

And you're right, someone could accidentally lose a toe with those heels tip toe-ing around the school yard.

Thanks for the tip, but I got these cheaper cute ones .Gottem at Kohl's. I think I gottem at Kohl's.

(Oh, who can remember these things and who even cares!? Unless you want a pair, in which case they're in the shoe dept., butI guess you could've figured that one out, except if you get stuck in a shopping fog, then you'd need directions.)

A little more appropriate Ana, don't you think?