Courtesy of my Blonde Sister

The Blonde

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was someone in the army.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

*When directed to "sign here:" she wrote Sagittarius.

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes with the orange juice when she read "concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* At the airport a sign said, "Airport ~ Left"
so she turned around and went home.

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She thought the TGIF logo on her t-shirt meant, "This Goes In Front".

To be fair, only blonds should be allowed to tell blond jokes.
Well, I was born a towhead.