"Terrible Knitting"

I cannot find terrible knitting on the world wide web!

And I do not mean:

"a terrible knitting mistake"
(3 dropped stitches),

"a terrible knitting day",
(only one of two finshed argyle socks)

"I'm terrible at keeping my knitting blog up to date!"
(hadn't posted a new finished project in 4 days)

No, I'm talking about terrible knitting!

I'm sick of phony blogs on terrible knitting.
They post photos of wonderful knit sweaters and say how terrible their gauge is. They mention how terrible it is they have not finished the beaded bathrobe. Or how terrible it is that they hadn't knitted in 2 1/2 days. Or, worst of all, how terrible their PERFECT afghan looked.

So, please, find me some photos of terrible knitting!!

No wonderful knitters showing off wonderful knits with faux modesty, please.
I'm just looking for bad knitting.
Is that so much to ask?

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