I'm avoiding...

I'm avoiding cleaning up,
so I'm blogging instead.

I'm having tea.

I'm trying not to eat by drinking tea,
but now I'm eating while I blog.

I'm eating the cookies that I tried to avoid when I thought I'd eat a healthy apple to avoid eating the brownie that was really my greatest wish. Then, after eating the apple, I avoided eating the brownie by eating healthy chips (with whole rolled oats that really stood out in the chip...so you knew it was healthy). Then, avoiding the brownie, but after eating the apple and the chips, I ate the cookies. To avoid eating the brownie at that point I had milk.

But what goes best with milk?
A brownie.

End of story.