Why does the Computer Crash?

Is Your Computer Crashing?

Not to worry!

T, that superman of patience,

that smart fellow who knows his stuff,

that computer whiz from the olden 1st PC days,

he scrambles to the rescue,

one rescue of many, many, many, rescues.

Now it's time to worry.

Hours, days,

now we're heading into weeks

of repair insanity.

I am a computer fix-it widow.

I am forced to listen to 4 letter expletives.

I say call the Geek Squad!

They cost and arm and leg,

expletive!!

I say buy a new computer!

That's a stupid idea,

expletive!

Buy a new computer

each and every time Bill Gate's

great invention asks you to

wait, wait, wait, while

something 'er other boots up,

then won't print,

won't find expletive documents?

We must have reverted

to dial-up while we slept,

the thing's so slow.

Poor Bill Gates.

He gets nothing right.

I wonder if smartie-pants

high school kids fix computers?