The Annual Pig Party

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Tonight is New Year's Eve !
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Time for the
Traditional Pig Party.

And FIGHT!
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Whereas we used to DRINK the New Year in,
we now EAT the New Year in.
The snackage varies.
Lately a little Mary's Pizza begins the night

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The table,

overflowing with little yummies,

is usually heavy on the sweets,

but can also include:

pickles

deviled eggs

crackers

cheese

sausages or salami

nuts

Chocolate remains the preferred food group.

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Fight comes next.

Presents of dubious value litter the table.

On you mark, get set, GO.

Grab and fight over Brittany Spears Calendars!

Or unusually colored and textured foreign candy!

Or a professional logo-T-shirt.

You never know,

Could be a slick Barney poster in there,

or an odd canned drink of some sort.

Grab and Fight!

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So show up, dig in, and grab stuff.

If you know what's good for you,

You'll wring in 2008 with a Pig Party!

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