Technological Nightmares

Technology
Why is technology so unhuman friendly?
This template is all set up, or so I thought.
But, no! Just try to skip a line.
NO WE CANNOT SKIP!! DO NOT GO AGAINST OUR WILL!
COMPUTERS RULE THE WORLD!
Really, technology is so far beyond what the average person can understand. Here is my advice to the world wide web masters:
1. Skip with all the <@/*..www.strong>#html/:.www.baloney.org/strong~'s What the heck does it mean.?
While we're at it, what is "html rich code" vs. "unicode" for the dumb?
I don't get it. Can't we just use typing? (pardon me, I mean KEYBOARDING!) We spent many hours at Jr. College to learn to type. It's simpler than "programing software" whatever that means. (see, they added that part for no known reason!)
2. Forget about all those buttons :enter, menu, settings, audio on the t.v. flipper! We American couch potatoes just DO NOT need the aggravation!
Just show the show!
3. Microwaves. Can we please have just 1 minute choices? Power level just confuses me. It would be nice if we could forget about the buttons for
1. setting the time you want the cooking to start 00:47:51
2. the time you want the cooking to stop 00:20:26
3. the time to sit and eat 50:39:12
because the family is all over the, so no one can sit down to eat at a certain time ANYWAY?!
THINK, people at the internet world wide web!
Think, people at the appliance computer chips shop!?
Uh oh, walit a minute; there goes that html/code thingie...
4. Coffee. On and off would be good.
What's with the fancy programs when filters STILL end up leaking coffee grounds all over the burner no matter what fancy dials, digital numbers and automatic dripper you have!!
5. Phones!!! AHHHHH! Too many options! Please! Answer/Hang Up...that's all we need. Maybe one big button for a message from your friends only! That's it! 6. Computers.
Dear Bill Gates and Steve Jobs,
with all your damn money, could you please figure out how to: turn it on; read the email from friends; write up a recieipt, write to the family ONLY, look up a cute joke on the world wide web, and maybe some news and funnies, then have it turn off!
None of this "errors" "html:/www.net.crashing.dope".
None of this "we must shut down this program, you may lose everything you've been working on for the last 7 months, and there's nothing you can do about it, nnyah, nyah!"
That's the end of this message. I hope.
I hope, Dear Lord, that this bit of piffle does post.
If you all you see is html./www.worldwideweb@dumdum.edu//@stupidity.com then you know I quit!!
And the internet, www, thinks that is a real website...get a life!